Birds

Is there anything I can do to keep birds from pooping on my patio furniture?

 

get a cat?

 

Move the furniture under cover or erect a roof between the birds and the furniture. If they are coming onto the sitting area, perching on the furniture then put up screen walls (and a roof) that keep them out.

If you have many nuisance bugs there like mosquitos you might want to be sitting inside a screened area anyway.

 

Get a plastic cover you can put over the table when it isn't in use.