Noticed this on my cupressus glabra 'arctic' at 230 am this morning. I thought it might be a 'sport' or branch mutation. Turns out it wasn't. It's actually a Volkswagen jetta driven by a drunk 20 yr old girl who crashed into my front yard, disrobed, urinated in my grass then took a nap. Seriously, I watched her pull her pants down, pee, and then lay down for a nap. The tree was purchased from Stanley and sons as a one gallon plant several years ago. It had reached almost 15 ft. Tall and was starting to look really neat. I'd be more upset if the whole situation wasn't so hilarious. Any ideas on replacement value? I'm gonna call her insurance company.